Here's a pitch I wrote about myself, for myself: 

Anastasia Warren is a marketer and writer committed to helping clients and companies to tell their authentic stories and make change.

Anastasia is currently the Social Media Manager at KoMarketing, a B2B digital marketing firm located in the heart of Boston, Massachusetts. Anastasia is the lead on nine social programs, managing the overall strategy, communication, and budget for global clients. Anastasia worked as a Social Media Strategist for 8 months prior to moving to the role of manager.

Prior to moving to Boston, Anastasia served as Director of Marketing at The Applied Companies in Reno, Nevada, where she led the marketing department for the business services firm and managed a team of four. Before moving to corporate communications, Anastasia was the Social Media Coordinator at The Abbi Agency, a creative PR agency in Reno. 

Anastasia has served as the Director of Marketing and PR on the board for Sierra Nevada Ballet, the Marketing Chair for the Chamber of Commerce Reno + Sparks Leadership Program, and as a member of PRSA, AMA, and Nevada’s Center for Entrepreneurship and Technology.

And, perhaps most importantly, Anastasia writes in her spare time - for fun, for publications, and for her own survival.

Hey what up hello. You can currently find me in Boston strategizing for clients, writing, pretending to read my ESPN updates, drinking coffee with new friends, and writing bios in third person. 

My main goal in life is to create cool shit to make the world better.